The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to turn into random objects

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!