The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power of self mind control

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to scare female plants.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to think of food

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The power to punch that like button

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!