The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

The ability to change races.

The power to grow fingernails.

The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

the power to instantly die

The power to eat ass.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power to breath at will.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!