the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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Acid tears.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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the power to like charlie

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The power to control your own limb movement

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!