The power to read this text unless you can see it.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to make yourself forget your life

Acid tears.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to display emotions at will

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

the power to like charlie

The power to control your own limb movement

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to spell 'a' correctly

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!