The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!