The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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Acid tears.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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the power to like charlie

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The power to control your own limb movement

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!