The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to sit

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!