the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to exhale clouds.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!