The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!