- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

power to blow up your own head only once,

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power to survive at absolute zero

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

the power to instantly die

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to not exercise.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

the power to itch your teeth

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

the power to be able to blow air

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to ejaculate

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

Pointless Super Powers