The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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to make asians smart

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!