The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to ejaculate

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!