The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to bread toast!

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to lick your balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!