The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to shit for 5 days

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swear words -jesse

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!