the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!