the power to know when a politician is lying

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power of love

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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the power to eat with your butt

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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All of aquaman's powers.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!