The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power drown in water

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!