- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

32% Levitation.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to freeze ice

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power to walk on frozen water.

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to blame it on the Boogie

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

the power to not have superpowers

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

Pointless Super Powers