The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power of learning

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!