- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

the power to fly while under water

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

To pee standing up.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

the power to kill yourself

Pointless Super Powers