The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to walk through air.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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shit and piss at the same time

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!