the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!