The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power of women's rights.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!