The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!