levi Hahne is gay

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to count to infinity.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!