The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to live.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to like any show

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!