power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to live.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the power to write only the letter R

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!