- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

The power to jerk off without using your hands

The power to not care.

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

the power to transform into a rock.

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to die.

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The power to speak braille.

Pointless Super Powers