The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The ability to smell colors

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the power to eat bread

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!