the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to die at will.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to explode on demand.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!