the ability to solve paradoxes

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to die while dieing

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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Meatvision.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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the ability to become black.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!