the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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Stop clapping

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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Tits for a guy.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!