ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to have a power

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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the power to complete math exercises

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!