The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to read the terms of service.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to to think less

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!