The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to jerk off

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to not see ads

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to go suicide

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to do one push-up

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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Super-slowness

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to poop a penny every year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!