power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!