The power to to think less

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to see through air.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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the power to fail

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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Stop clapping

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to fall up.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!