The power to say something only when you have a mouth

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

The power to vomit through your anus.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to create shit

The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

The power to become famous on vine

The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

The power to hear a dog whistle

The power to to think less

The ability to be raped.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!