The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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Power to not have any power.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!