The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The ability to not talk.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the power to herd cats

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to die.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The ability to like this post

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!