The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!