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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.
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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat
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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest
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power to blow up your own head only once,
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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!
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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.
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the power to fail at everything you
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The Power to make up full names on the spot.
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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.
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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards
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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.
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the power to move something right next to you
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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.
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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.
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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.
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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.
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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings
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The ability to turn anything into a belt.
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The power to eat your poop
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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.
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The power to make your nose blink.
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u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???
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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.
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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!