The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to die.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!