The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to walk on two legs

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!