the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to read your own mind!

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to die

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!