- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

The power to write a country song

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The ability to smell colors

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

The power to feel pain when ever you want

the power to breath through your skin.

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

The power to be stupid

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

Pointless Super Powers