The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to be yourself.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to see into the present

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to shed hair

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The ability to swim in water.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!