The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to attract bullets.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!