The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to die

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power of not knowing

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the power to youtube poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!