the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!