the power to have an idea..

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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Acid pee

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to have a power

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The superpower to poo at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!