the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!