The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!