the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to not exist.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to be a normal human

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!