The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!