The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power of Acid Tears

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to snore.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to turn wine into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!