the power to fart mace

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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captain obvious

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!