the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -72

The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

thumb_up thumb_down +179

the power to finish an all you can eat

thumb_up thumb_down +135

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

thumb_up thumb_down +129

The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The super pow.er to die at will

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to have wood when you wake up.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to lick your elbow.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power of gentle breeze

thumb_up thumb_down +91

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to lose the remote.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power to change the shape of any object at will

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to predict the present

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!