Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to have a power

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!