The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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Super-slowness

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to breath at will.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The abilty to go through water.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to science.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!