The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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the power to become retarded

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to die

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!