The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the ability to post here

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to eat nandos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!