- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to be a dick.

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to fly but only when your in space.

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

to power to do the bird is the word

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

ability to levitate using my fart...

Pointless Super Powers