the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the power to not have a power

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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make youself dumb

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!