The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to read your own mind!

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the super power to remove your super power

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to shed hair

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!