The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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the power to see through glass

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Grass eating

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!