The power to only use yahoo.com

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The Power to Combust

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!