The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!