The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!