Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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the power to read captchas

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the power to sneeze cum

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!