the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power... to move you.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!